what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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My life

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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