- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

youre gay

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Arrow to the Knee

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

The AIDS patient was gay

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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