Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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