o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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YOLO

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Popsicles

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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