- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

My nipple is bleeding

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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