1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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