A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Yo Mamma

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Anti Joke

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