- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

I'm funny.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

I got shot, you laughed

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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