How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down +3

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man sat down Then he stood up

thumb_up thumb_down -7

make me a sandwich!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

thumb_up thumb_down -87

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

thumb_up thumb_down -133

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops