- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Penis.

How Long is a Chinese man.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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