Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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