Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

thumb_up thumb_down -80

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

thumb_up thumb_down -136

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

69

thumb_up thumb_down +43

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What is bad at catch The twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How Long is a Chinese man.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops