What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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45.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Obama.

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your going to die

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Poop.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Anti Joke

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