How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

what happens when you wake up inception

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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