How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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The Mets win the World Series

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A black man without problems.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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