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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's 1+1? 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue

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Female Athletics

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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