roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Winking at old people

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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