- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

who farted i did :]

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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