- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Like my status for a tbh?

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A fish walks into a bar

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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