Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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