What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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