knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Womens Basketball.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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