Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Laura Pratz..

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

women's rights

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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