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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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