Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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knock knock come in

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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women's rights

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

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