- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How Long is a Chinese man.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A man walks into a bar.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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