Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Women's rights.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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