why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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