Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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