a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Kim Kardashian.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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noodles

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Rick Perry.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Women's Rights...

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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