- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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