French people.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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