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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Your mom.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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