So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Five guys one rape.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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