- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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