why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Women's rights.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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girls basketball

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I'm funny.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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pussy enough said

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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69.... is a number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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