- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Guess what? SHADAP

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Popsicles

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Knock Knock, Come in.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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