- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My nipple is bleeding

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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