Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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