Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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