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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Women's rights.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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