What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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