- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Diana and victoria

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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