Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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The white guy did it!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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