What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Womens Basketball.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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