Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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theres a fat guy

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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