robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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what happens when you wake up inception

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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