- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Yah? Well your a ********

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Guess what? SHADAP

A black man without problems.

Poop.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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