How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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girls basketball

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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