Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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