What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Poop.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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