Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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The Mets win the World Series

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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