"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Swag.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Gay rights

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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