- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Poop.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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