what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Anti Joke

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