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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

theres a fat guy

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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