A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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2+2= 478

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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