Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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I like turtoes.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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