What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Diana and victoria

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

The joke below me is retarded

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

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