when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Gay rights

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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wanna hear a joke? no

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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