- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Where to, sir? Forward.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

who just made fun of katie matt

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's 1+1? 4.

guess what?

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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