- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

I like turtoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

what color is blue? green

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Where does a hobo live? A box.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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