Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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