how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -2

P0P T4Rt

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

ASSCHEEKS

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the snake say to the rat?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what is white and red all over? a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

thumb_up thumb_down -142

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

youre gay

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

minorities

thumb_up thumb_down +51

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops