What do you call your mother? Mom.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

i have cancer

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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