whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Hi my name is Bob

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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