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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Winking at old people

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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