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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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