How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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