What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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i have cancer

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P0P T4Rt

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Poop.

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my names jim haha

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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