- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Knock knock

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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