What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Women's Rights...

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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69.... is a number

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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