The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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A scottish man having fun

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

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