- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

youre gay

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??