Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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pussy enough said

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A black man without problems.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Anti Joke

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