why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Penis.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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