- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

theres a fat guy

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Penis.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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