How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A black person in the NHL

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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