knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Asians...

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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black

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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