Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Your mom.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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noodles

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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