What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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69.... is a number

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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