A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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