What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Five guys one rape.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

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