A man sat down Then he stood up

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

what color is blue? green

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Women's rights.

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