Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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French people.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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