A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Popsicles

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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