What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I like your hair

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penis

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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my names jim haha

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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