Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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your fat

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Women's rights.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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I can't see my forehead

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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