- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

apple pie.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

I love you.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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