- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

BIG PENIS

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Lacrosse

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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