What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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