A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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women's rights

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Womens Sports

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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