What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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gays

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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