how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Men's rights

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Anti Joke

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