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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

what color is blue? green

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

wanna hear a joke? no

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

So a seal walks into a club...

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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