How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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noodles

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Popsicles

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Anti Joke

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