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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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