- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A man walks into a bar.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Obama

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

does this look unsure to you?

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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