It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Winking at old people

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Goat balls.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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An antijoke

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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