Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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The Bible

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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