- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What is a dog? Bark

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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