I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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