Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Rob Bell

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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