A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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I love you very much.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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