Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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theres a fat guy

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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