What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Carlton

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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