Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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live babies

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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I'm Spartacus

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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France never surrender.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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