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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Your mom.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Lacrosse

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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