- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

An Amish walks into Best Buy

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

The government makes a good decision

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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