- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Female Athletics

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

The Mets win the World Series

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue

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