knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A joke

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Women's rights

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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I like jokes.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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