- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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