- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Women's Rights

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

I like your hair

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

I love you.

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