A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Women's rights.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A black man killed someone

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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