- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Women's rights.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Look at your hand. Made you look!

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