Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Kenny G

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

i have aids and a chode

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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