What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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black

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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