- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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