In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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