- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Women's rights.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

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