Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Womens Sports

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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P0P T4Rt

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Rob Bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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