yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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