- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Obama

Jews who wear penny loafers...

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Kenny G

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

American healthcare.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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