What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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womens rights

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Women's rights.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A man walks into a bar.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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George W. Bush

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knock knock go away

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