Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

hi bye

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

thumb_up thumb_down -15

CHEEZECAKE

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops