- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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