How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A black man killed someone

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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