- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

DERP

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

i have aids and a chode

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Is Carly smart? No.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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