Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

CHEEZECAKE

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Kate

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

your moms so fat she has kankles

Ruller

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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