Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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