What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Asians...

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I like your hair

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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