- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the chicken cross the road

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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