- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

William Raines.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Winking at old people

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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