Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Scott

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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