- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Global Warming.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

i like potatoes

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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