A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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cc

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Turtles

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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