- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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