Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the chicken cross the road

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

An iguana walks out of a bar

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A joke

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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