Turtles

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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blubber vaginass CC

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penis

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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