What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

balls in ya mouf

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

CHEEZECAKE

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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