- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

This is not a joke.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

I have read and agree to terms of service.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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