Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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no

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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A black man killed someone

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Ben is gay

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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