Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

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