The mets are 3-0 this season

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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chuck norris

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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