Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

your moms so fat she has kankles

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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