Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Turtles

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A black succeeds

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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