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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

I got shot, you laughed

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

i have aids and a chode

Knock knock Nobody's home.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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