- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Lockerbie bombing

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

live babies

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Rick Perry.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

The WNBA.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

William Raines.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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