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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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I love you very much.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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GooglePlus.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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