A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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