Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

blubber vaginass CC

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

penis

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

hi my name is? joe

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

black people. that is all...

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's in there? Get outta there...

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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