- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

knock knock go away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

your fat

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

hi bye

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

son, you're adopted.

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