What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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I got shot, you laughed

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Women's rights

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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