Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What what In the butt

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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