GRAAAAAAAR.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Exactly what?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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your fat

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A black succeeds

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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penis

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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