crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Anti Joke

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