Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Rick Perry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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